Met Ted, Coral, and Gaz, two cops and a robber. Ted wants to be a hero. Coral will do anything for a promotion. Gaz’s best mate is a pigeon, he never stood a chance. In response to anonymous interviews with serving officers and those affected by the force, Alex Oates brings a dark comedy that looks at how the world either side of the thin blue line isn’t black and white, just many shades of grey. Hours of e-forms, stolen gnomes, fractured skulls: another day in the war on crime gone mad.